Doggerel: I Want Me Bleedin’ Tonsils Back!

I had a little sore throat

So they yanked me tonsils out.

They said, “You’ll never need ‘em son,

“Of that we have no doubt!”

But now I want me tonsils back

Or at least some compensation;

I’m gonna shout ‘til me throat is sore

And sue this bleedin’ Nation.

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