Which Witch Has The Itch?


The Doctor cried out,

“Which Witch has the itch?”

The first said,

“I could tell you but then I’d be a snitch!”

The second said,

“I could tell you too, but I won’t ‘cos I’m a b….”

The third said,

“I know! I know! I know!”

But no one could hear her ‘cos she was such a titchy witchy.

Thus, alas, there is clearly a serious glitch

In discovering simply which witch has the itch.