The Doctor cried out,
“Which Witch has the itch?”
The first said,
“I could tell you but then I’d be a snitch!”
The second said,
“I could tell you too, but I won’t ‘cos I’m a b….”
The third said,
“I know! I know! I know!”
But no one could hear her ‘cos she was such a titchy witchy.
Thus, alas, there is clearly a serious glitch
In discovering simply which witch has the itch.