One should always buff one’s armour,
If one seeks to be a Charmer,
For Maidens in distress are two a penny;
And when these lovely ladies
Desire rescue from maladies
They look around for knights but can’t find any!
The brave knight must thus be ready
When the ladies get all heady
And threaten to exit stage left with a swoon.
With your arms wide, just be dashing
To the catch the maiden who is crashing;
For her gratitude will embrace you oh so soon!
Enchanting Poetry 